Chuck Norris And Your Brain

“I’m – you know, I’m not a good actor.”
– Chuck Norris
Deep Squats (Thoughts)
Congratulations to the 2026 CrossFit Games Quarterfinalists from CrossFit Palo Alto!
Brianna – Individual
Brooke – Individual and (35-39)
Danielle – Individual and (35-39)
Eve – (50-54)
Jamie – (40-44)
Janine – (45-49)
Rebecca – Individual
Tim – Individual and (50-54)
These four workouts will be completed between Thursdays at 12pm and Monday at 12pm.
COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT
We were informed this week that there will be significant construction on Middlefield that may impact your travel to/from the gym.
Dates: 3/25/26 through May 2026.
Hours: 9am – 3pm
See you in class.
Tim
What’s Going On
25% Discount for CrossFit Games Tickets
We have 35 tickets available across 3 ranges
Contact [email protected]
Overheard in Class:
“Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”
Timfluencing
Humans are biologically designed for connection, meaning our brains treat social interaction as a fundamental necessity rather than a luxury. Research from neuroscientists like Dr. Ben Rein, author of Why Brains Need Friends, explains that our brains have built-in systems to reward social behavior and alert us to the dangers of isolation.
Tim’s Takeaway: This book reminds me of the idea that we know CrossFit works to make us stronger and fitter and then in 20 years some scientist will come along to tell us why. CrossFit Affiliate owners know from experience the power of presence and community to improve people’s lives. This book gives you the science of why that is.
Thank you for your support.
I look forward to what we will do together.





